Yates: "Mom, when I get bigger like you and Daddy I want to eat a taco."
Me: "OK. You can eat a taco any time. You don't have to wait until you get big."
Yates: "No, I do, because I want some spicy stuff on it."
Me: "You do?"
Yates: "Yes, not just cheese."
Me: "Ok, just let me know when you're ready."